BIGGS & TeX get 3rd at KingOfTheCouch :: $100 :: Wrapup

[BIGGS]

Yea, 3rd place....Wrapup. Enjoy!

So I get off work and my team is 2 hours away, I do all sorts of cleaning and when they get there we just chill for a few minutes then head to IHOP. When we get there its packed at 11pm so we go up the street to waffle house, which I've never been to before, and eat there. Its wierd, our waitress had alot of like "mild" acne, didnt really look like acne, but in some wierd fuckin way, she has an extremely pretty face and body. Cinderella???

Anyway, we are eating a Waffle house and just discussing alot about the team. We get alot to eat and I turn around and notice a Juke box.....time for fun.

In waffle house there were about 40 other people....all black. I walk by the juke box all discrete and look for a song. I see Kelly clarkson "Because of you" and know I'm in business. I slide by again and put in a quarter and pick that song.....I go sit down...pianos start playing and I start hearing "Because of you.....somethin somethin somethin..." wow, the peoples reaction was sooo funny. Tex looks "kinda" emo, but not and all the black dudes looked at him it was hilarious.

So we go home and get on 2 TVs split screen to practice and TeX and I 7-0 Geo and wormwood, we go to say good game and help them out and they were soooo upset. Tex and I are like a pro 2v2 now seriously and they thought they sucked completely but they don't. So now we go to bed and Geo sleeps in my room with me cuz I just find out he's allergic to cats, damn. He's asleep but his body keeps coughin and sneezin til like 3am and keeps me up, fuck. I finally fall asleep but wake up again at 545am so Im like fuck it and I go work out til 7 when I wake them up.

We head to Euless and think its an hour away but we got there in 23 minutes, wow. We walk into Showplace lanes, bowling alley where the tourney's at, and see in this big room that there are 10 TVs and 10 boxes, so we think it looks aight, I even took my TV cuz there TVs suck.

They cancelled the 4v4 earlier in the week but when we got there they said they put it back in, so yea. The reason they canecelled the 4s was to put in COD4 2v2....only 2 people showed for that and only my team and XiT was going to do the 4s.....Big mistake for kingofthecouch, lol.

We play the 2v2's and 2-0 the first team, and move on. We play next round.......keep in mind when I say we I mean BIGGS and TeX......so the next round is playing against Gamingvidz.com's Braake and known player, pro in H2 I think, SupaSwisha. We 2-0 them and move to the next spot. We play against Sickle 9 and Drasai....known players from Houston that play with XiT all the time. We 2-0 them and move to the playoffs

There were only like 13 teams. We get to the playoffs and we were the 1 seed so we get a bye, well this is KOTC so we are automatically in the semifinals. So this is where it gets fucked up...

We scrimmed XiT alot before this tourney in 2s. I talked to Luck, Bon, Omega, and fluffy all day ata this tourney about how good we are and they agree. So I'm supposed to match against XiT 2, which is Luck and fluffy. Bon and omega are XiT 1 and they are the better of the 2 teams. Well I tell luck that we are playing them and he says oh, ok.......he went to the counter, lied to the tourney leader saying that he is XiT 1 instead of two, comes back to me and tells me I'm playing bon and omega. wow bullshit. XiT didnt wanna get knocked out so they lied to get it changed.

So I'm like whatever and we play them. We beat them 50-34 on Guardian....funny thing is, they are known at being undeffeated at Guardian. lol. Were up 1-0. We play pit and of course rockets rape so we lose 50-48. I had an amazimng stick. I was at our snipe tower, omega was at theirs. I launched a sticky all the way to their snipe and it bounced off the wall, fell in their airlift, flew up and stuck omega, W-O-W. lol

We were about to play construct and Luck went to bon and told them to go to Narrows cuz he knows we suck there, so bonfire tries to say "you had host so our map" bullshit, we said fuck you, were starting, lol

Then we played Constuct. We were up by 9 with 5 minutes to go so we started to chill.they dropped down BOTH having rockets so we scattered. I didnt realize we chilled for that long. So they ended up getting up by 5 with 1 minute to go. and we kill them 3 times. Trying to find them hiding so we dropped down. I found bonfire in the bottom 2 barrels and out BRd him, and with 4 secs left I saw omega around the corner. I swooped around, quickscoped and mutha fuckin shot him in the neck, bull fuckin shit!!!

We lost 48-47. OMFG.

So we come in 3rd and win 100. thats 25 more then wwe had, lol
They were sooooo lucky, lol

Then again we have only played 2s together for 2 days. We fuckin rape. I signed us up for the GB ladder.

Noone plays 4s cuz its just us and XiT.

Top 5 moments:

5. that waitress was fine even with acne. Doable definitely.

4. supaSwisha taking alot of my fries, that were good as hell. He owes me, lol we're cool now.

3. the whole XiT clan saying Tex and I RAPE seriously

2. The juke box shit at Waffle house was hilarious, omg

1. XiT coming up with all these bullshit excuses since we beat them......fluffy quote "well bon didnt get alot of sleep" Wow

Well I'm tired as hell, hope you enjoyed this long ass write up.

See you next time after ESL houston!

Next KOTC, April 26th

[Pooner]

how is the waitress a "moment"? especially considering that all she did was wait on you guys, there's pretty girls everywhere. and i don't think that cinderella reference is used in the right context.

i didn't know it was at showplace lanes. i love that place, you shoulda gone bowling.

sounds like a pretty weak tourney, not a lot of teams. sucks xit are a bunch of fags and try to do anything to win. it's not mlg, you shoulda gone to whoever ran the tourney and said something to them.

[GoBLIN]

Damn if i was sobre i definetely wouldnt of read that but yeah thats awesome it gave me the chills (no home) but yeah good job on winning 100 lol

[Hoochy]

Nice job man, that stick sounded amazing btw, but nice job on blowing a 9 point lead <3<3<3

[★ Outlawz]

Not bad, not bad. I played Luck, Bon and Omega various times in doubles back in H2. I'm going to be honest with you. They were really chill so that really surprised me.

[Tr1cKy]

wow thats actually bullshit....i know your 4real pissed about it too cause your actually cussing and you never do that lol.

but ya dont let that get you down or anything you know you should have done better....xit is just gay and luck is ugly/

[BIGGS]

Originally Posted by zwaltuO

Not bad, not bad. I played Luck, Bon and Omega various times in doubles back in H2. I'm going to be honest with you. They were really chill so that really surprised me.

And again, theyve been playing together for 5 years, they know what each other do.

TeX and I just started two days ago with our first ever 2v2 scrim......against Luck and fluffy, then Saiyan, lol

A 2 day start for BIGGS and TeX and look at us now. Pro

[Chroz]

LOL 3rd at a local, now you 2 are PRO, Cmonnn now?

good shit but i can definately tell you exagerrated alot of stuff.